!!!!!!!!!


all i can say is holy fuck those are some TITAYZ. oh and who the fuck authorized a spaghetti strapped low cut dress?

VERMONT

THE WHO GIVES A HOLY FUCKTRON HEADLINE OF THE DAY


Several People Hospitalized After Truck Overturns On Bruckner Blvd.

A tractor-trailer carrying Tang orange drink overturned early this morning in Queens, sending at least four people to the hospital. The accident slowed traffic for miles on the southbound Bruckner. (NY1)

I'm really tempted for some reason to make some sort of racial joke. i am going to refrain from doing so.

BONUS:

JONESTOWN RULED!!! (not really)

Daft Punk - Something About Us

the sensacist had a highly intense weekend and my brain is not really ready to process information so i present something to express part of how i am feeling and also to occupy you for all of eternity because it utterly rules.

Deltron 3030 - Virus

in honor of "dinky pluto losing its status as a planet" yes, real headline, i present one of my favorite songs of all time.

Boy George & Dionne Warwick (Say A Little Prayer)

i think i might have died and gone to homosexual heaven. big ups to the smoke machine operator.

WHO HAS THE MOST BRAIN CELLS IN THIS PICTURE??


trick question: the photoshopper!

White People Can Have Fun Too...


but that doesn't mean i have to get it.

GOD I LOVE BOY!!!


boy is such a comedian. despite the fact that he has to clean the dirty streets of manhattan he is still doing what he does best: enjoying a coke and smoke.

HOLY SHIT RASPUTIN WAS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!!!


so the sensacist has learned that in addition to being like mad and shit, unable to be killed, and generally an uber-pimp, rasputin was also packing major heat. we're talking footlong people, and yes, that is the actual cock in the picture. anyway, the russians have decided to display this national treasure in a new museum. from mosnews.com:

Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis

The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica (hmm, no comment).

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters” the head of the museum said. (ahh, they should have called it the cock war, instead of the cold war, ok bad joke)

Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.

However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress. (this is all makes much more sense now.)

and you people wonder why i love russians.


i will slay you with my massive cock!!! mwahahahaha

Whitney Houston et Serge Gainsbourg

this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen in my life.

So...


monday sucks. this weekend was pretty rad, i experienced the party dream again, was accosted by girl-talk and spent a large portion of my time thinking about what it would be like to have sex with a woman as a man.

the only thing that is getting me through today is my developing addiction to serge gainsbourg. who wants to help me build a time machine so we can be transported back to 1960s france? i mean was there really anything better?

i want to be the world's greatest lover.

Serge Gainsbourg -- Initiales BB

happy friday from another one of the sensacist's icons, the king of cool, cigarettes and lechery. can someone please explain to me why i want to have sexual relations with this man?

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Friday Disco Biscuit - Boney M - Sunny

god this song rules. i am not sure what the purpose of the guy in boney m is. although i can't lie, the white suit with no shirt is really classy.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!


"gay bomb" also love bomb: a chemical weapon which makes enemy soldiers sexually attracted to one another

‘The Gay Bomb, a Pentagon spokesman confirmed yesterday, was a real proposal - an idea floated by Air Force researchers to render enemy troops ineffective by rendering them homosexual.’(Boston Herald, 15th January 2005)

In January 2005, it was revealed that the US military had in recent years investigated building one of the most bizarre types of weapon ever conceived – a concoction of hormonal chemicals unofficially coined the gay bomb. The gay bomb, also known as the love bomb, is an ‘aphrodisiac’ chemical weapon intended to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to one another. The idea was that promoting widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would disrupt enemy discipline, providing a blow to morale described as “distasteful but completely non-lethal.”

The expression gay bomb seems likely to be ephemeral. The Pentagon have been quick to point out that this is not an official term, and that there are no plans for further development of this kind of chemical weapon.

umm. where do i begin? a. why would enemy soldiers be rendered ineffective by being attracted to each other? i mean i guess if there was also cocaine, champagne and project runway supplied, this would work. b. WTFUCK?????? c. this could actually be kind of hot, imagine if you sprayed this shit at like a high school football game in alabama or some shit. d. does this finally explain chelsea?

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: News from Around the World

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. (bbc news)

uhhh. yeah.

Woman jailed for giving son drugs


A drug addict mother has been jailed for nine years for supplying heroin and crack cocaine to her son from the age of nine. (bbc news)

yeah don't think we need any more details.

Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill


The owner, a dentist, gives Persian blinged out teeth to strengthen them. (msnbc)

again, i don't need to know anymore. ain't humanity grand?

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Random Words of Vitriol

god i fucking hate the postal service. especially this song. its even gayer than the other guy from wham! and makes me feel really uncomfortable because i am not white and i do not have a small penis.

is this why people hate jews?




oy. scott storch. sick.

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Diana Ross Tribute, this Bitch is the Shit
The Boss (Live, 1979) - Diana Ross

is this not the hottest outfit you have ever seen?? disco bitches forevs.

Love Child

wait, can someone please score me every outfit in this video?? those cut-offs are so hot, she looks really hood.

Diana Ross - Work Out

god i love this bitch.

Umm...

More Britons call for use of profiling

from yahoo news:

LONDON - As airport security tightens, checkpoint lines grow and tempers fray amid fears of devastating airborne attacks, more and more Britons are calling for the use of profiling to decide which travelers should be singled out as possible threats. Advocates say it's common sense: elderly women and families with young children pose little risk. Opponents argue it's an ineffective policy which will alienate Muslims and -- in the words of a senior police officer -- create an offense of "traveling whilst Asian."

"traveling whilst Asian?" that is so gay. why are english people such tardtrons? this guy looks dangerous, though.

TWINZ!!!



my favorite thing about both pictures is their shoes. i mean atleast babs is sporting birkenstocks, boy looks like he got his at payless.

can you spot the wesleyan hipster architects in this picture?


i mean, who else would want to watch a giant penis that smells like a rotting corpse bloom? um, i guess the sensacist would.

I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) - Hall & Oates

this is one of the greatest songs of all time, and this video leaves me speechless. what do you think it is that they can't go for? i've always speculated that it was anal sex but you know that oates is probably a bossy bottom and they both double team the saxophone dude.

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: My Favorite Modern Day Dictators

move over kim jong ill, there is a new disco bitch in town.

so i have totally been in love with saparmurat niyazov, the reigning dictator of turkmenistan for a long time. this motherfucker is totally nuts. he is known as turkmenbashi the great, a totally pimp title and is president for life. in addition to doing such recent things as renaming the month of january after himself and redefining the ages of his people, he has also in the past decreed that young people should not get gold caps or gold teeth but should chew on bones to preserve their teeth, ordered physicians to swear an oath to him instead of the hippocratic oath, banned all video games and closed all of the hospitals and libraries outside of the capital saying that if people are sick they can come to the capital and that turkmen don't read anyway. this bitch also has statues of himself in his ill fitting soviet suit all over the place:



i mean, i don't even know what to say other than the fact that this dude rules, literally, oh and he is separated at birth from wayne newton.

call me?

T. Rex - Life's A Gas

i hope its gonna last.

i mean...

i know he is all evil and shit but kim jong II's fashion sense totally rules. i mean, he's doing the handclap, is he a disco bitch?

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: The Early-Mid Twenties, a Pastiche (if you will)

Love - Your Mind and We Belong Together (1968)

just a taste of his brilliance.

RIP ARTHUR LEE


i was very, very sad to learn today that arthur lee, lead singer and mastermind of the band love died yesterday at the age of 61 from a long battle with cancer. in addition to being one of the coolest motherfuckers of all time, arthur lee made incredible conscious music and was one of my people (bi-racial). i had the pleasure of seeing him perform last year and of meeting him. he told me i was beautiful. today is a sad day. please listen to forever changes, love's seminal documentation of the decline of western civilization, love, beauty and madness in honor of him.

the sensacist would be nowhere without arthur lee.

THE HOLY SHIT HEADLINE OF THE DAY


(i got this from typing in text message in google images, don't ask.)

U r sckd: worker fired by text message

from yahoo news, some excerpts:

LONDON (AFP) - A company has defended its decision to sack one of its staff by text message, claiming it was keeping in touch with youth culture.

Katy Tanner, a 21-year-old sales assistant, received the message while she was off work with a migraine, the South Wales Echo newspaper said Friday.

The text message said: "We will not require your services anymore...Thank you for your time with us."

"I don't think it's right to just text someone. At least they should have talked to me face to face," Tanner said.

"You're not allowed to text in sick, you have to phone. The fact that they texted me is a bit of double standards."

Several senior staff members at Blue Banana, a body-piercing and jewellery shop based in Cardiff, defended the decision.

But company director Jon Taylor added that an internal investigation was underway to see if "the ultimate action was ideal".

The retailer claims it tried to reach Tanner directly "five or six times" and passed on a message through her boyfriend before the text was sent.

And store director Ian Besbie added that the dismissal method was fair because texting was a part of "youth culture".

"We are a youth business and our staff are all part of the youth culture that uses SMS (text) messaging as a major means of communication," he said.

umm...i mean all hail passive aggression. also, british people are idiots.

DON'T HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE PLAYED


OK...i know its disgusting. but atleast they know what they are good at.

MONKEYTOWN


i have a twin who is retarded. its made me very sensitive about how i treat people. but he still knows how to dress hot! (and yes this is before the brownies took effect.)

Look Who's Back!


its been awhile since we were visited by our old friend cheats. looks like he is still polluting sao paolo with his dirty hipster ass. and yes, i still love him more than anything.

Wham! - Everything She Wants


so according to itunes i've listened to this song 47 times today. oops! oh yeah and the reason it ain't gonna work george is that you're a fag. god that other guy in wham! is way gayer though. is that even possible?

THE NEW WORLD IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME


ok. maybe after ingesting a marijuana brownie. no for real people, the sensacist had a funtastic weekend. saturday night, we went to this very bizarre after party for a wedding in a bizarre space in bizarre williamsburg and it was bizarre.

there was a karoake performance of two of hearts by myself and codename slutz.

there was dai on the keyboards tweaking everyone out.

and then there were the individually wrapped brownies distributed by the groom.

this shit took about an hour and a half to hit and when it hit it hit like a fucking ton of bricks. i called every bitch i know laughing maniacally, i scared some people on the street, i had imaginary sex three times, i had about four forty minutes conversations in the mirror with myself, i heard my roommate have an orgasm, i offended my fuck buddy by selecting a movie over cock, i figured out the entirety of civilization and i watched the new world.

this movie is the shit people, i was never a colin farrell fan but i love his ass after this shit. and he is black irish! thats why he likes BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND FUCKING DEIINNER from that playboy skank! anyway, see this shit, preferably highly intoxicated and prepare to be blown away by this beautiful romantic love story of self-discovery, life, death, grief, pain and the beginning our wonderful and beautiful american culture! indians are hot.



BONUS: The Day After


splash!

the knife - we share our mothers health

feast.