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"gay bomb" also love bomb: a chemical weapon which makes enemy soldiers sexually attracted to one another
‘The Gay Bomb, a Pentagon spokesman confirmed yesterday, was a real proposal - an idea floated by Air Force researchers to render enemy troops ineffective by rendering them homosexual.’(Boston Herald, 15th January 2005)
In January 2005, it was revealed that the US military had in recent years investigated building one of the most bizarre types of weapon ever conceived – a concoction of hormonal chemicals unofficially coined the gay bomb. The gay bomb, also known as the love bomb, is an ‘aphrodisiac’ chemical weapon intended to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to one another. The idea was that promoting widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would disrupt enemy discipline, providing a blow to morale described as “distasteful but completely non-lethal.”
The expression gay bomb seems likely to be ephemeral. The Pentagon have been quick to point out that this is not an official term, and that there are no plans for further development of this kind of chemical weapon.
umm. where do i begin? a. why would enemy soldiers be rendered ineffective by being attracted to each other? i mean i guess if there was also cocaine, champagne and project runway supplied, this would work. b. WTFUCK?????? c. this could actually be kind of hot, imagine if you sprayed this shit at like a high school football game in alabama or some shit. d. does this finally explain chelsea?
"gay bomb" also love bomb: a chemical weapon which makes enemy soldiers sexually attracted to one another
‘The Gay Bomb, a Pentagon spokesman confirmed yesterday, was a real proposal - an idea floated by Air Force researchers to render enemy troops ineffective by rendering them homosexual.’(Boston Herald, 15th January 2005)
In January 2005, it was revealed that the US military had in recent years investigated building one of the most bizarre types of weapon ever conceived – a concoction of hormonal chemicals unofficially coined the gay bomb. The gay bomb, also known as the love bomb, is an ‘aphrodisiac’ chemical weapon intended to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to one another. The idea was that promoting widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would disrupt enemy discipline, providing a blow to morale described as “distasteful but completely non-lethal.”
The expression gay bomb seems likely to be ephemeral. The Pentagon have been quick to point out that this is not an official term, and that there are no plans for further development of this kind of chemical weapon.
umm. where do i begin? a. why would enemy soldiers be rendered ineffective by being attracted to each other? i mean i guess if there was also cocaine, champagne and project runway supplied, this would work. b. WTFUCK?????? c. this could actually be kind of hot, imagine if you sprayed this shit at like a high school football game in alabama or some shit. d. does this finally explain chelsea?
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