THE NEW WORLD IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME


ok. maybe after ingesting a marijuana brownie. no for real people, the sensacist had a funtastic weekend. saturday night, we went to this very bizarre after party for a wedding in a bizarre space in bizarre williamsburg and it was bizarre.

there was a karoake performance of two of hearts by myself and codename slutz.

there was dai on the keyboards tweaking everyone out.

and then there were the individually wrapped brownies distributed by the groom.

this shit took about an hour and a half to hit and when it hit it hit like a fucking ton of bricks. i called every bitch i know laughing maniacally, i scared some people on the street, i had imaginary sex three times, i had about four forty minutes conversations in the mirror with myself, i heard my roommate have an orgasm, i offended my fuck buddy by selecting a movie over cock, i figured out the entirety of civilization and i watched the new world.

this movie is the shit people, i was never a colin farrell fan but i love his ass after this shit. and he is black irish! thats why he likes BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND FUCKING DEIINNER from that playboy skank! anyway, see this shit, preferably highly intoxicated and prepare to be blown away by this beautiful romantic love story of self-discovery, life, death, grief, pain and the beginning our wonderful and beautiful american culture! indians are hot.



BONUS: The Day After


splash!