LIFE LESSONS, PERSONAL TROOFS, SMALL VICTORIES

over the past three months the sensacist has had to confront some very darksided things and yes, people, i am talking more darksided than squared toed shoes. anyway, there are a few life lessons that i am eager to share with you -

1. men are poison
2. sex is wrong
3. narcissism is paramount
4. drinking excessively while having pms is a bad idea
5. the more bullshit your mouth is able to produce the more successful you will be in life
6. being in your 20s blows
7. new jersey really isn't that bad
8. carpet should be banned under penalty of death
9. alekyss k. tyler is the messiah
10. being alive rules! (sometimes.)

kisses.