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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. (bbc news)

uhhh. yeah.

Woman jailed for giving son drugs


A drug addict mother has been jailed for nine years for supplying heroin and crack cocaine to her son from the age of nine. (bbc news)

yeah don't think we need any more details.

Sebastian the cat gets a gold grill


The owner, a dentist, gives Persian blinged out teeth to strengthen them. (msnbc)

again, i don't need to know anymore. ain't humanity grand?