MISHANKZ ON WOMEN


i mean, dudes often take what's available that evening...if there is only one course presented, what are you gonna do, starve? i mean, you might not be that into the stuffed shells but if its the only thing in the damn place...ay, you know?

--mishankz

RIP JAMES BROWN


only you could make a sportscoat over a singlet look classy. well...not really. rip.

THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE FRUIT: Turkmenbashi, a photo tribute

SOMEBODY HOLD ME


my emotions are a rollercoaster right now. last night i completed one of my to-do before death activities (performing sara smile at karoake) and generally had a rad evening only to be woken up by the news that one of my icons had passed on. i am talking of course about turkmenbashi the great. i know he was a total asshole and like a horribly oppressive dictator but you got to give the motherfucker credit for getting creative with totalitarianism.

hopefully though the turkmen people will be able to read books that were not written by him now and get gold teeth and what not but i must say that his antics will be missed by the sensacist. i really wanted to meet him and perhaps perform the sexual favors necessary to have a minor turkmani city named after myself....sigh...

TWAN ON FAT PEOPLE (ROUND 2)


in response to a law suit against air france where an overweight passenger was required to buy two seats...

YESSS! i hope air france brings it! im so happy that recently all these fat cases and obesity things have been coming out. i mean, this guy weights the same as 2 people (who are even overweight if u divide his 375lb)...the fuel of the plane gets depleted fasted from the weight...i cant wait till the decide on the verdict.

--twan

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: RLIA, Russian Logic in Action



god russia is so hardcore. even their squirrels are filled with rage.

TRUMP'S COCK OR MELANIA'S SNATCH???


who do you think tara conner had to pleasure in order to keep her "crown?" god this whole story is so gay.

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Random Idol Worship





suzanne farrell.

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: it ain't natural but i love it



much like the miscegenation responsible for my birth, there are many things that are so wrong yet so right. two of such things are crab rangoons and herring in cream sauce. god i love this shit. the great thing is that i don't really like any of the ingredients in either magical creation yet when brought together, the whole is wholly delicious!! thats a lie, i am mega into imitation crabmeat.

i apologize for further nauseating you on a monday morning.

I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL




i highly suggest his opus, "tell, tell, tell (stop snitching.)" its art.

AAAAAAA




sorry people. i am having a major obsessive episode over these nike airs and crisp tees. i am also totally obsessed with the songs, "i luv it" by young jeezy and "one blood (remix)" by game ft. jim jones, snoop dogg, nas, t.i., fat joe, lil wayne, nore, jadakiss, styles p, fabulous, juelz santana, rick ross, twista, kurupt, daz, wc, e-40, bun b, chamillionaire, slim thug and young joc.

how the fuck can a song feature 21 people? this is some we are the world shit. i need a vacation.

R.I.P AHMET ERTEGUN


p.i.m.p.

exquisite taste.

HOLY SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS PIMP


this is the tallest man in the world, bao xishun, and this dude is a straight mack. peep that robe. damn.

anyway, this dude just saved some sick dolphin by shoving his enormous arm down its throat. for some reason this reminds me of dolphinsex.org. i knew a dude in college who was way too into that shit. he also exposed himself to a friend of mine. hmm...

NIKE AIRS AND CRISPY TEES


over night the sensacist has become completely obsessed with the crap that has been invading the ears of our youth and of our overeducated twenty somethings. i am talking about contemporary hip hop.

motherfucker, i cannot get enough of this shit. lil' wayne, young jeezy, rick ross, david banner, big kuntry, WTFUCK??. people, i am not even being ironic. please direct me to the basement where all of this music is produced so i can talk to these gods myself. i don't know whats come over me. i need to moisturize my situation. and i really hope heaven has a vip lounge.

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DAKOTA


now i am not even going to comment on the picture on the left. can someone please explain to me how we live in a society that reviles pedophiles and allows this? is this the work of the jews? hmmm. probs.

sigh...

they just don't make men like they used to.

A LITTLE MEXICO FOR YOUR MONDAY MORNING

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: PUT SOME SOUL IN YOUR HOLE


rose royce are truly an exceptional group. other than having way, way, too many band members (gangbang anyone?) their music makes me feel like i am getting fucked in the ass and covered in emotion. this is a good thing people. i highly recommend the seminal jams, "love don't live here anymore" and "wishing on a star." yes, i said seminal.

put some rose royce in your hole.

RLIA: RUSSIAN LOGIC IN ACTION


and you people though rasputin's cock was sick.

RLIA

College, a Pastiche (if you will)

SOMEBODY'S GONE ANO...




this is almost too grotesque for me to handle. someday we are all going to look back at this time and well, vom.

THIS PICTURE IS THE JOY OF MY LIFE


what the holy fuck is going on here? andre 3000 is such a fruit. don't get me wrong, i will give him his propers for southernplayalistic through aquemini (la'dat ol skool sheit) but goddamn man lay off the peyote and stop shopping at truck stops in southern new mexico. dakota is going to be a really ugly woman.