HOLY SHIT RASPUTIN WAS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!!!
so the sensacist has learned that in addition to being like mad and shit, unable to be killed, and generally an uber-pimp, rasputin was also packing major heat. we're talking footlong people, and yes, that is the actual cock in the picture. anyway, the russians have decided to display this national treasure in a new museum. from mosnews.com:
Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis
The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.
Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica (hmm, no comment).
There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters” the head of the museum said. (ahh, they should have called it the cock war, instead of the cold war, ok bad joke)
Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.
However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress. (this is all makes much more sense now.)
and you people wonder why i love russians.
i will slay you with my massive cock!!! mwahahahaha
so the sensacist has learned that in addition to being like mad and shit, unable to be killed, and generally an uber-pimp, rasputin was also packing major heat. we're talking footlong people, and yes, that is the actual cock in the picture. anyway, the russians have decided to display this national treasure in a new museum. from mosnews.com:
Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis
The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.
Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica (hmm, no comment).
There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters” the head of the museum said. (ahh, they should have called it the cock war, instead of the cold war, ok bad joke)
Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.
However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress. (this is all makes much more sense now.)
and you people wonder why i love russians.
i will slay you with my massive cock!!! mwahahahaha
posted by jana at 11:16 AM
1 Comments:
Objects in curved glass containers may be smaller than they appear.
Besides, it's had decades to soak up embalming fluid, thus swelling its girth.
And lovin' on a dead cock is still called "necrophilia" in polite circles.
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