Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy

this song is so good and this video is amazing. i can't even begin to imagine how much cocaine was snorted over the duration of eddie murphy and rick james' brilliant collaboration. i also love the fact that there are instruments featured in the video when all the music is clearly done with synthesizers and drum machines. last question: eddie murphy and rick james, who was the top and who was the bottom??

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Random Idol Worship




i want to look like this everyday for the rest of my life.

Bootsy's Rubber Band - I'd Rather Be With You

this is unbelievable.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOTSY!!!



55 years strong. keep the acid casualty and jheri curl dreams alive!!!

TWAN ON FAT PEOPLE


there should be a law on how much people can weigh...i mean, they can't even get buried properly!! i don't want my tax dollars supporting fires caused by fat people. they should tax fat people more plus they excrement more causing the goverment to clean its plants more, have more garbage from all the food products they intake, plus they are more gassy and ruin the ozone layer! down with the fat!!

--twan

DICTATOR OF THE DAY


The Sultan of Oman, Qaboos bin Said

god he is so pimp. apparently he is also a homosexual and if this quote is any indication its the straight up truth:

Kaboos, a teetotaler and something of a moralist, returned home after graduating from Sandhurst and spending a year with a British regiment in West Germany. He had discovered the world. His new passion was light opera and he would lay on his bedroom floor for hours, listening to Gilbert and Sullivan. His affinity for Western culture so infuriated the sultan that he smashed Kaboos’ favorite album, "The Pirates of Penzance," over his knee. (david lamb)

FAG!!!

I'M BACK PEOPLE!!!

bird flu is the new i'm sars i've been so mia. the trontroids got to me for awhile but now i am back so we can all delight in amorality, general tomfoolery and random shit.



Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy

Some excerpts (from the daily mail):

Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".

The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".

The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a 'sexy dance garter' and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

Dr Adrian Rogers, of family campaigning group Family Focus said yesterday that the kit would "destroy children's lives".

He said: "Tesco is Britain's number one chain, this is extremely dangerous. It is an open invitation to turn the youngest children on to sexual behaviour.

"This will be sold to four, five and six-year olds. This is a most dangerous toy that will contribute towards destroying children's innocence."

He added: "Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol.

"It ought to be stopped, it really requires the intervention of members of Parliament. This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children."

god this is so rich. i don't even know what to say other than that i wish this had been around when i was a kid. i think the best part is that "this should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children." inbreeding has not been kind to the english.

KIM MYONG-chol QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!


"If the Bush administration makes more provocations, both New York City and Tokyo will be blazed."

uhh. i am not sure whether to panic or well...blaze.

MONDAY DISCO BREAK!!! ON THE RADIO 79

this rules.

THE SENSACIST COMMENTS ON NICOLE RICHIE

so here's the thing, normally i would be atleast sort of down with this bitch because she is one of my people (biracial) and after looking like a bottle of food coloring, hair dye and lard exploded:


she definitely cleaned herself up and was glamorous in a trustafarian sort of way. that being said, this picture is a world of no!!! i don't even know what to say other than the fact that thank god i don't live in la and robin fag's vest is like longer than her entire torso oh and thanks for ruining keds. i fucking liked keds.

Careless Whisper

observe.

THE SENSACISTS PRESENTS: Careless Whisper, A True Interpretation


so you people know how much i love wham! who can resist their delicious melodies, heartfelt lyrics and flagrant faggotry?

i am here to give you a true interpretation of the song careless whisper and how it shows how much of a fag george michael is. (oh he wrote this shit when he was 17.)

some people have interpreted this song as meaning george stole his best friends girl. these people are wrong. if anything it is about how he fucked andrew ridgeley. but that would be the simple interpretation! feast:

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find

meaning: george had a fag hag and he really loved her but as a fag hag and she fell in love with him.

Should've known better (backup vocal)

Meaning: the other guy in wham! had to do something in the song and also he probably regrets giving it up to george. he is definitely the bottom.

I feel so unsure
as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
as the music dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes

Meaning: dancing doesn’t actually mean dancing in this song, it means sex. george fucked his fag hag and she fell in love with him even more. maybe he has a big one.

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Meaning: she knows he’s a fag and that she’ll never get more than that one time he got drunk and fucked her by accident.

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

Meaning: he is never going to fuck a chick again and is sad he screwed up his relationship with his fag hag.

Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But noone's gonna dance with me
Please stay

Meaning: the alcohol is talking.

(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong
that you had to leave me alone

Meaning: time to find a new fag hag.

OK FOR REAL


who was the top and who was the bottom?

MONDAY SUCK DAY


not only do mondays suck but the first thing i read upon entering my hell-like cube is that my beloved george michael has been arrested again. goddamn!

some excerpts:

FEARS grew last night that George Michael is self-destructing as he was busted for drugs in his car AGAIN.
The wasted star was rushed to hospital after cops found him slumped at traffic lights.

George, 43, was later cautioned for possessing cannabis — just one week into his world tour, his first in 15 years.

It was his FOURTH frightening motoring incident in eight months — three involving sleeping at the wheel.

His latest scrape came just after 3.20am yesterday. Police received calls about a car causing an obstruction at the junction of Cricklewood Lane with Hendon Way, North West London.

They found the Careless Whispers singer’s Mercedes stationary at the lights.

A source said: “An officer saw George slumped in his seat in a semi-conscious state. He was helped out of the car and an ambulance was called because there were real concerns for him.”

and by far my favorite part of the story:

His partner Kenny Goss said at their North London home last night: “He has nothing to say. He’s fine and I’ve got him a McDonald’s.”

But friends fear cannabis is destroying George. Singer Toby Bourke said: “Drugs have turned him into a stoned waster.”

mcdonalds??? and, also a "stoned waster." i love the english, they turn everything into a fucking tongue twister. atleast it wasn't crack!