SORRY!!!

sorry i've been so m.i.a., school started so i basically have no life anymore, whatevs. for your enjoyment, the debate continues:


i dont understand it, i dont understand why global warming is an epidemic and fat people arent, they need to put them into camps, fat camps, and make them normal again or tax fat people more. i am so pro taxing them more. then they will get skinny, once u tax them more, once u make them pay for two air plane seats, once you deny them subway seats cause they take up two (and it strictly says in the MTA bible that its 1 seat per person). then they will stop stuffing their faces! why do we need to suffer! im telling u as i have just weeks ago... that their rolls of fat are ruining fashion! and now look at this article! whats next??

--twan

TWAN ON FAT PEOPLE (ROUND III)


so when i was shopping yesterday i decided that not only do fat people ruin the environment they also ruin fashion. i wanted to get a dinner jacket and every single one of them is so gross and big and long. im like this is j lindenberg, this is prada, this is agnes b... these things are supposed to be fitted for skinny people!...its these fat americans...im sorry size 10 is not average! nor is size 34!! wtf! and i love how some stores decided they dont make xtra smalls anymore...i had to go to a japanese store to find my size!

--twan

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: everything is everything, commentary on the nature of things



so today i got to thinking about something that i have thought about for a long time. this is that the more things change, the more they stay the same. in particular, i was thinking about how back in the day, there was a marquis de sade and today we have sade. i found this amusing. am i totally insane?

YANKA ON GAY RIGHTS


i have to keep all the gays from antons mother...its like the underground railroad for gays' right to party...gays are people too - they wanna go tubing.

--yanka

I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL


but no. today on the train some hipster bitch was wearing sas orthopedic shoes. these are the shoes my jewish grandmother has been wearing for all of my conscience life. these shoes are not ironic, they are not cool looking, they are not alternatives to clark wallabees, they are SAS!!!

needless to say my world is completely shattered. i don't even know how i can go on anymore. i need to get out of new york.

on r. kelly, a petit diatribe


i am totally obsessed with this new terrible r. kelly and snoop dogg song, "thats, that ." its really bad but has such amazing lines as "if you're looking for some good dick, holla at a playa." i appreciate this.

r.kelly is a total idiot savant, i mean the man literally records the same song over and over while fucking thirteen year olds in the ass with baby oil, recording the same song over and over and being really gay. what can i say, i kinda wanna holla at a playa. and for the love of christ look at that fucking belt. genius.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID BOWIE!!!


today is one of the sensacist's lord and saviors, david bowie's, 60th birthday. 60!! good work for a dude who spent most of the 70s surviving on red peppers, milk and cocaine. there is hope for us all!

CHEATS ON HUNTING



we must assume the position of predator, the coyotes are not able to survive in the ever-expanding sub-division. the deer are over populated, and we MUST kill them, for food, fashion, and fun!

--cheats

WHY DIDN'T I RECIEVE THIS FOR THE HOLIDAZE???

this is the "exotic meats gift set" from amazon. why did i not recieve this for any of the various holigays that just transpired. loyal readers, are there any? anyway, can you please pool together your money and buy this for me? please?? i mean, it comes in cans, i promise to save it and share when the shit really starts hitting the fan. or we can use it to poison ourselves, either way, come on!