WHY DIDN'T I RECIEVE THIS FOR THE HOLIDAZE???

this is the "exotic meats gift set" from amazon. why did i not recieve this for any of the various holigays that just transpired. loyal readers, are there any? anyway, can you please pool together your money and buy this for me? please?? i mean, it comes in cans, i promise to save it and share when the shit really starts hitting the fan. or we can use it to poison ourselves, either way, come on!