Thursday, November 30, 2006

DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS!!!!


naked man on crack attacked by alligator

all i have to say is that if this motherfucker survives, i think marriage might be in our future.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006




we are simply meant to be.
THE SENSACIST COMMENTS ON VAJAYJAY GATE: BRITNEY & PARIS


i am in a pretty good mood today. i think my cold heart is beginning to melt because someone told me they were from new jersey and i wasn't totally disgusted. that being said, i am still really into using cheap labor to get the oil from siberia so i can be richer than your wildest dreams. i think britney and paris would be perfect for this detail. and no i don't mean for "servicing" the laborers. i think some time spent on the gulag would do these two mighty well. poor kids.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Sooo...


the sensacist has been fascinated by the names of housing projects for a long time. most of the time they are pretty standard and named after famous black leaders so people can feel really proud that martin luther king died so they could live in a brick shit box. ANYWAY, i discovered from this amazing article about a crack fiend that there is a place called the p.t. barnum apartments in bridgeport, connecticut. oh and yes i would definitely smoke crack if i lived in a place named after someone who started their circus career "with his purchase and exhibition of a blind and almost completely paralyzed african-american slave woman, joice heth, claimed by barnum to have been the nurse of george washington, and to be over a hundred and sixty years old." (wikipedia)

god, america is so fucking grand. anyone want to go to bridgeport this weekend??
THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Dictator of the Day

is it me or does muammar gaddafi look a lot like ted bundy?? hmm...


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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

OY


its been awhile since we were visited by our favorite long island trash coke head movie slut. this picture is just ruuuuufffff. she really needs to lay off the left nostril, put some lipstick on her crack lips and what the holy hell is up with the two watches??

dead in less than 5 years.
THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: PUT SOME SOUL IN YOUR HOLE


so the sensacist has decided to start a new series and no this is not just another excuse for me to refer to myself in the third person. most things these days are lacking in serious flavor so i have decided to take it upon myself to help you put some soul in your hole. your challenge this week, people: seek out a copy of gil scott heron’s album, pieces of a man. this album is a total radm and features the song whose catch phrase everyone has heard, “the revolution will not be televised.” but that song is only the tip of the iceberg. this album will guide you on a musical and social journey to a time and place where people actually gave a fuck about what was going on around them and wanted to do something about it, whatever they could, in any way possible. we need to reclaim this energy, people. explore.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Vocoder - What happens now?

this is perfection.
THE SENSACIST COMMENTS ON TOM AND KATIE


am i the only one who thinks this shit is actually for real? i mean obviously tom does her in the butt and she likes it and they have some sort of arrangement and who really gives a fuck because the bitch is 27 and set for life. the end.
THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Random Monday Musings


so the sensacist has been through a lot recently. from hate crimes, to experiencing the knife and kevin federline live to rediscovering the joys of zhopni sex and beef strokingoff, 2006 is winding down into infamy.

my good friend lipstick dipshitz and i were conversing yesterday and we came to the conclusion that no one cares about anything anymore especially in matters of romance. is this true people? is love dead? is sex over? upon coming to this distressing conclusion, we did not know what to do other than eat mexican food, ice cream and watch a documentary on yves st. laurent. this was actually incredibly pleasurable. i have to go do some online astrology now.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I THINK I'M IN LOVE



Monday, November 13, 2006

THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: HALL AND OATES ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MUSICIANS OF ALL TIME


god i fucking love hall and oates. their music is truly spiritual and they are gods among men. they are somehow flamingly homosexual yet also wholly masculine. people, they are so talented and everytime i hear their songs i feel like crying. i hope to soon quit my job so i can follow them around to every indian casino and white trash roadhouse from this side of the atlantic to the other. i also plan to have them play at my wedding. i am sure my family will be horrified.

Friday, November 10, 2006

OKSANA'S BACK!!!



holy god. i don't even know what to say. i blame chernobyl.
THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: RANDOM IDOL WORSHIP







perfection.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Ready for the World [ video ] Digital Display

this song is fucking sick and has the greatest line of all time: "i never had a girl before with much of a figure so excuse me if i start to play with your digital display." are there words, people??
CHEATS ON SNAKES' RIGHTS


because you know since they are eventually going to let gays marry, why wouldn't they let a woman marry a snake, so i have started a new campaign: SNAKES RIGHTS NOW! THEY HAVE BEEN TOO LONG OPPRESSED!!!!!!!! i'm serious jana, i mean snakes and fags really have lots in common and the oppression must stop!...ooo, i want some snake skin shoes.

--cheats

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

THIS IS THE GREATEST ALBUM COVER OF ALL TIME


i know i am a flaming homosexual. there is no need to stare.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Somebody's Gone Ano.....




it was only a matter of time. sad.
ITS TUESDAY PEOPLE!!!


and you know what that means? a visit from our favorite friendly hipster in brazil: cheats!!! although the 70s tennis player costume is played, i guarantee you that cheats is the only one who manages to also look like a 36 year old gay porn star!!

oh yeah the child molestor mustache is because he is doing an 18 year old. i love him!!! oh and his boy is hot. nice one.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

TURKMENBASHI CRAZE OUT OF THE DAY!!!


Theme park based on Turkmen fairytales opened in Ashgabat

ASHGABAT, Turkmenistan (AP) — A theme park designed by Turkmenistan's eccentric dictator as a national version of Disneyland has opened in the ex-Soviet nation's capital.

The $50 million recreation complex, based on Turkmen folk art and fairy tales, occupies 81 acres and consists of 54 attractions.

It begins with a map of Turkmenistan and its environs that displays miniature copies of architectural monuments of the predominantly Muslim state.

The Ferris Wheel follows designs of Turkmen jewelry, the Magic Carpet copies acclaimed Turkmen rugs, and a roller coaster zigzags over a mini-replica of the Caspian Sea, the source of the country's immense oil and gas reserves.

Visitors are greeted by characters of Turkmen folklore, some of which resemble Western magic creatures. Khudoiberdy repels an attack of evil spirits, and obese Bovendjik swallows everyone he sees.

The theme park's opening was part of lavish celebrations of Turkmenistan's 15th independence anniversary that followed the 1991 Soviet collapse.

i am completely and utterly in love with this man. omg and now we are twins!!!



FOR SERIOUS


last night the sensacist was the victim of a hate crime. the eyewitness speculates that it was because my companion and i were young and looked cool, i believe it could have been racially motivated.

my business partner and i were strolling down the street in herald square when we were purposely targeted by some sort of tron, specifically a black male aged 30ish, 5'9, 160. this tron threw a container of pudding which hit me in the head and fuck it, that shit hurt and goddamn i like chocolate pudding. anyway it was very traumatic and my head still hurts and i was forced to get completely bombed later in the night as a result of ptsd so watch out people!! madmen are everywhere. oh and yes i will find this motherfucker and filet him. or maybe i will have to go to a police lineup. that would actually be kind of hot. i love law and order.