FOR SERIOUS


last night the sensacist was the victim of a hate crime. the eyewitness speculates that it was because my companion and i were young and looked cool, i believe it could have been racially motivated.

my business partner and i were strolling down the street in herald square when we were purposely targeted by some sort of tron, specifically a black male aged 30ish, 5'9, 160. this tron threw a container of pudding which hit me in the head and fuck it, that shit hurt and goddamn i like chocolate pudding. anyway it was very traumatic and my head still hurts and i was forced to get completely bombed later in the night as a result of ptsd so watch out people!! madmen are everywhere. oh and yes i will find this motherfucker and filet him. or maybe i will have to go to a police lineup. that would actually be kind of hot. i love law and order.