SOMEBODY HOLD ME


my emotions are a rollercoaster right now. last night i completed one of my to-do before death activities (performing sara smile at karoake) and generally had a rad evening only to be woken up by the news that one of my icons had passed on. i am talking of course about turkmenbashi the great. i know he was a total asshole and like a horribly oppressive dictator but you got to give the motherfucker credit for getting creative with totalitarianism.

hopefully though the turkmen people will be able to read books that were not written by him now and get gold teeth and what not but i must say that his antics will be missed by the sensacist. i really wanted to meet him and perhaps perform the sexual favors necessary to have a minor turkmani city named after myself....sigh...