Tuesday, October 03, 2006

THE SENSACISTS PRESENTS: Careless Whisper, A True Interpretation


so you people know how much i love wham! who can resist their delicious melodies, heartfelt lyrics and flagrant faggotry?

i am here to give you a true interpretation of the song careless whisper and how it shows how much of a fag george michael is. (oh he wrote this shit when he was 17.)

some people have interpreted this song as meaning george stole his best friends girl. these people are wrong. if anything it is about how he fucked andrew ridgeley. but that would be the simple interpretation! feast:

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find


meaning: george had a fag hag and he really loved her but as a fag hag and she fell in love with him.

Should've known better (backup vocal)

Meaning: the other guy in wham! had to do something in the song and also he probably regrets giving it up to george. he is definitely the bottom.

I feel so unsure
as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
as the music dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes


Meaning: dancing doesn’t actually mean dancing in this song, it means sex. george fucked his fag hag and she fell in love with him even more. maybe he has a big one.

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

Meaning: she knows he’s a fag and that she’ll never get more than that one time he got drunk and fucked her by accident.

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you


Meaning: he is never going to fuck a chick again and is sad he screwed up his relationship with his fag hag.

Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But noone's gonna dance with me
Please stay


Meaning: the alcohol is talking.

(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong
that you had to leave me alone


Meaning: time to find a new fag hag.

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