MUSHROOM ROULETTE!!!!

so the sensacist traveled to moscow this weekend: moscow, pa!!! actually, that’s the town over but the point is that I went to the poconos to hang with my favorite people in the world: russians! naturally the weekend was filled with old country activities such as drinking, smoking, eating salt and fat, and drinking and smoking. i was also forced to participate in russia’s third national pastime (other than drinking and smoking), mushroom picking!!! it has always escaped me why exactly russians love mushroom picking until i learned that it is a very dangerous activity due to the fact that many mushrooms are poisonous and it is always possible that despite the many spotting techniques you can pick a poisonous one, eat it and then you might die. ahh, russians!!