OMG HOLY SHIT WTF???



Low livin' doll to storm US

September 27, 2006

GO FIGURE! A new doll is set to take the US by storm — farting, beer-swilling Jer Wayne Jnr.

The 12inch, £20 toy is boyfriend to the world’s first trailer trash doll, pregnant Turleen launched last year. Jer Wayne has a mullet, missing teeth and an earring.

A button in his chest lets him say phrases, including: “Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly.”

Makers Arsenic and Apple Pie explained: “It’s having a laugh at stereotypical American images.”

i love how british people think they are sooo clever when there asses are like 9 years old and having kids and loving trash like this:



this still totally rules.