Monday, July 24, 2006

So..

the sensacist had a colorful weekend. from hardcore gay rap to public indiscretions to the coining of a new and brilliant term, BUTT LUSH, by the lovely lipstick dipshitz, it was one for the mental catalogues.

however, i am feeling pretty dazed today and have thus been a little slow with my sensacing. but, this was definitely my favorite news story of the weekend, and definitely the most important considering that shit like the earth melting and like world war trois coming soon to a strip mall near you, is like so over.

New Miss Universe is crowned, then faints


some excerpts:

LOS ANGELES - An 18-year-old from Puerto Rico who hopes to someday star in U.S. and Latin American films was crowned Sunday night as Miss Universe 2006. Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza shared a nervous emotional hug with first runner-up, Kurara Chibana of Japan, moments before the winner was announced, then clasped her hands to her mouth in amazement as her name was called.

She beamed as the crown was placed on her head but briefly fainted after a post-pageant news conference. She quickly recovered after being given liquids, said Miss Universe spokeswoman Esther Swan.

Rivera, who was wearing a dress made entirely of metal chains, had been standing under hot stage lights for some time when she began to topple over. Someone caught her as she fell.

a dress made entirely of metal chains??? holy shit. only my freakin' ricans oh and like sly stone probs would wear that shit:



P.S. also from article: several of the contestants sported costumes featuring colorful native dress, including feathers, sequins, fur, massive headpieces and, in the case of Miss Japan, a Samurai sword.

wait what native dress features sequins???, are my dreams of an entirely gay country coming to fruition, shit, maybe it was just italy.

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