THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: SHOES THAT ARE TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FOR URBAN WEAR


ok people, now i know these shits are comfortable. the sensacist has worn them before when i was AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING GRAND CANYON AFTER I HIKED INTO THE MOTHERFUCKER.

anyway, anyone seen wearing these on the streets of new york should recieve a UISNTNP, "ugly is not the new pretty" ticket. there are plenty of comfortable shoes out there, please, please do not assault my eyes when i am just trying to get on the fucking f train and be a robotron for 8 hours with your fucking nasty plastic feet that probably have subway platform herpes breeding in them all because you forgot you weren't on a fucking boat.

ANYWAY:

now a couple of years back, when i was in college, some people used to wear these because they were supposed to be "cool." this was unacceptable but slightly excusable because everyone was oversexed, underfed and stoned all the time. bad decisions can result. however, years later, i am still seeing these on the feet of tooltrons in this city. WHAT IS THE DEAL PEOPLE? these are MEN'S BALLET SLIPPERS made for the tender dance of dry homosexual ass raping known as wrestling. these are not urban footwear, please note and evolve.