I AM IN A BAD MOOD

OK. so yesterday some 25-year old skeezer who is friends with one of my friends and dresses like an 8-year old boy from tallahassee called me a hipster as i entered a building on the lower east side.

so fucking what? i fucking admit it. i'm a hipster, the biggest hipster who ever lived, i invented the motherfucking word hipster. now suck me sideways, buy me a pack of parliament lights and evolve.