THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: Random Rant of the Day
so i work in midtown which fucking sucks. i am plagued by many things here that i can't even begin to get into. but something has really been nagging me lately. european flatbread. WHAT THE FLYING HOLY FUCK IS EUROPEAN FLATBREAD??? all i know is that this shit is neither european nor is it bread.
every gay-ass deli around here has the same stupid sandwiches on this mysterious "european flatbread." all these sandwiches taste the same (salt, fat) and this flatbread tastes like cardboard smeared in flour, animal urine and butter. how can the trons eat this every day?
i guess i just answered my own question.
so i work in midtown which fucking sucks. i am plagued by many things here that i can't even begin to get into. but something has really been nagging me lately. european flatbread. WHAT THE FLYING HOLY FUCK IS EUROPEAN FLATBREAD??? all i know is that this shit is neither european nor is it bread.
every gay-ass deli around here has the same stupid sandwiches on this mysterious "european flatbread." all these sandwiches taste the same (salt, fat) and this flatbread tastes like cardboard smeared in flour, animal urine and butter. how can the trons eat this every day?
i guess i just answered my own question.
posted by jana at 1:29 PM
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