THE SENSACIST PRESENTS: RESTAURANT REVIEWS
so yesterday a friend and I made a pilgrimmage to one of the nation's finest restaurants, l'homard rouge, la langosta roja, i am talking of course, people, about red lobster! this place is great. i will have pictures of the actual feast shortly but i just couldn't wait to spread the word that you should not spend your hard earned money on such trash joints as blt fish or daniel or bette or pastis or wherever the nouveau-riche people and their model girlfriends, who pretend to eat, go.
red lobster is the shit.
so naturally, neither my friend nor i ate anything for a few days before so as to fully prepare for the gentle assault that RL's delicious food would have upon our stomachs and waistlines.
the picture above is of the ultimate feast which i, of course, indulged in. the feast features lobster tail, snow crab legs, shrimp scampi and fried shrimp. this is a steal at 27.99! my companion savored the fabulous lobster chops (trademark) and we both enjoyed the delicious salad and of course, the world famous cheese biscuits. we also discovered, people, that red lobster only serves ameripure (trademark) oysters. check out the site, looks a bit shade! (www.ameripure.com)
anyway, we washed down all of this outstanding sustenance with some mexcellent margaritas that contained more sugar than i have consumed in about 3 months.
all in all, this was a fabulous experience and i highly recommend this restaurant for all of your special event and dining needs.
Red Lobster, 5 Times Square, New York, NY 10036. Entrees 13.99-81.99 (for you big spenders!) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
so yesterday a friend and I made a pilgrimmage to one of the nation's finest restaurants, l'homard rouge, la langosta roja, i am talking of course, people, about red lobster! this place is great. i will have pictures of the actual feast shortly but i just couldn't wait to spread the word that you should not spend your hard earned money on such trash joints as blt fish or daniel or bette or pastis or wherever the nouveau-riche people and their model girlfriends, who pretend to eat, go.
red lobster is the shit.
so naturally, neither my friend nor i ate anything for a few days before so as to fully prepare for the gentle assault that RL's delicious food would have upon our stomachs and waistlines.
the picture above is of the ultimate feast which i, of course, indulged in. the feast features lobster tail, snow crab legs, shrimp scampi and fried shrimp. this is a steal at 27.99! my companion savored the fabulous lobster chops (trademark) and we both enjoyed the delicious salad and of course, the world famous cheese biscuits. we also discovered, people, that red lobster only serves ameripure (trademark) oysters. check out the site, looks a bit shade! (www.ameripure.com)
anyway, we washed down all of this outstanding sustenance with some mexcellent margaritas that contained more sugar than i have consumed in about 3 months.
all in all, this was a fabulous experience and i highly recommend this restaurant for all of your special event and dining needs.
Red Lobster, 5 Times Square, New York, NY 10036. Entrees 13.99-81.99 (for you big spenders!) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
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